Re: The Last Film You Hated Thread.

**Dongziller** · by **Dongziller** on Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:50 pm

dangermouse13 wrote:I really didnt like Cloverfield.

Everybody recommended it and said it was awesome.

For me it was big monster pants. Not much better than Godzilla.

I'd review it and point out crappy bits but I can't be bothered coz its really not as good as everybody says.

I'd also point out that its not the worst hollywood action flick out there so I wouldnt so its total poo. Just a bit of a turtle head of a film.

**houndsoflove13** · by **houndsoflove13** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:44 am

Cloverfield summed up

-Terrible acting

-Terrible scrypt

-Main characters running past weapons or dropping weapons even when they are being chased. Take the axe why F****ing drop it u moron.

-The surviving a heli crash with no helmets or gear but the heli troops die.

-The annoying people in it. I so wanted them to die, quickly as well.

-The camera work is bollock, Blair Witch did it better.

-The crappy love story that is total Tom Hank.

-The piss poor ending.

-The annoying start, I like build ups the best action flicks have build ups but this was a crap build up with crap acting.

-The dumb ass decisions some of the dimwits make, I admit they are Americans so maybe expected.

LOL...
Seriously watch it again and stop being sucked in by the hype and the big monster...

Maybe I'd have enjoyed it more on the Silver Screen.

I give it credit for going the suspence root and not the shlock horror straight at ya horror.
But for me the acting was so bad that it ruined the one thing I liked about the film.
It was sooo based on the suspence. But with stupid idiots who can't act and terrible dialogue, I found the film kept breaking any suspence that built within me.

LOL...
Sorry rant over...

I'm gonna go and watch some proper action/horror flicks like Terminator 1/2, Predator, Alien/s heck even Robocop kicks all over this.
Even the very average independance Day is better than this, least that had some character.

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sorry ...

by Guest on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:46 am

If you thought that was bad m8 watch (The Mist) lol

**Dongziller** · by **Dongziller** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:14 am

-The surviving a heli crash with no helmets or gear but the heli troops die.

-The crappy love story that is total Tom Hank.

very good points mate

**houndsoflove13** · by **houndsoflove13** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:14 am

The Mist (King film)
I heard its pants.

Dont have much time at moment.
Missus is forcing me to watch 24 (series 1-100 or something) my eyes are bleeding Jack Bauer. I'm dreaming of Jack, I see him in the mirror, I see his shadow follow me.
Yeah I've watched far too much 24 in last few days must be like 15-16 episodes.
She even screamed "Jack" last night while a sleep. Damn that guy...
yiukjhj

by Guest on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:17 am

She even screamed "Jack" last night while a sleep

That would worry me

**Ju123** · by **Ju123** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:45 am

Hang on - you hated Fear And Loathing?????

I bloody love that film, its one of my all time faves! It's not meant to have much of a story, its an exploration of the human spirit. Its a cult film based on a cult book.

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:53 am

I made the mistake of sitting down with she who must be obeyed and watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3 the other night.......that's nearly three hours of my life I'll never see again.

As my dear old Grandpa would say "utter twaddle!":uyyt:

Slow, not very exciting, a bit confused at times, severe lack of decent nudity.....I could go on but now I've wasted another five minutes of my life on it!

**houndsoflove13** · by **houndsoflove13** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:04 pm

Fear and loathing...aye alright film, book is miles better though.
Totally screw with your mind but a cult classic.
Depp is great as well.

**Eyetrip** · by **Eyetrip** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:11 am

Mutant chronicles. Don't watch it, whatever you do! Words can not describe how bad it is.

Except Dong, I think you should watch it - if you think Cloverfiled is that terrible, this film would make you think its up there with The Godfather! 2111