Re: The Last Film You Hated Thread.

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:50 pm

The Children

British horror - could have fallen into the its all right category if not for the lame end - and here is why it was lame - kids get ill start acting weird and killing parents - then at the end they have the teen emo girl throwing up after watching mum kill her little sister and tries to leave it on some ambiguous climax that she may or may not be ill - after watching the deleted scenes one realizes - hah ha she is ill

which doesn't work - she's probably about 15 which means she's hit puberty biologically she is an adult - not a child so if this teen who has a visit from her aunt flo each month is infected why aren't the adults - it doesn't make sense

The Hubb tells me I shouldn't apply logic to horror films - which is true but come on just how stupid do they think there audience is - today is my last sensory deprivation session so maybe I won't be so analytical but fucking hell The Beast in Space was actually better and it was absurd porn

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:08 pm

dark knight...that bloke who died was so feckin over-rated...as the joker he was shite compared to the great old dirty Jack in the original burton classic

utter shite and if i met the director i would kick him squarely in the balls and poo on his wifes chicken korma

**kermit1981** · by **kermit1981** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:22 pm

Mr Hugh Jarrdon wrote:dark knight...that bloke who died was so feckin over-rated...as the joker he was shite compared to the great old dirty Jack in the original burton classic

utter shite and if i met the director i would kick him squarely in the balls and poo on his wifes chicken korma

Agreed, there was no way that Heith Ledger was winning an oscar for that performance if he was still alive, every time he was on screen I was painfully aware that he wasn't getting even close to Jacks portrayal of The Joker

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:27 pm

THE BRILLIANCE OF JACK WAS THAT HE ACTUALLY ACTED PSYCHOPATIC...WHY AM I USING CAPS? thats better...anyway with heath you didnt get that feeling that he could snap at anytime...ive been to a psychiatric hospital and the one thing that gets you is how quiet and normal people are...then suddenly something would kick off.
heath really dragged that performance out of all credibility...he was poor and wooden...and as for the oscar...well i hope hes happy now cause he doesnt deserve it

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:34 pm

I concur on the "no way was it an Oscar performance" thoughts.....and I seem to remember I've made my feelings rather clear before now.

Seriously, he got an Oscar because he copied Jack Nicholson and added an occasional lick of his lips.....stunning!

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:37 pm

he did not copy Jack or he would have been half decent...write to his parents Lemony...go on

**kermit1981** · by **kermit1981** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:47 pm

Yeah, They seemed to be trying to pass him off as more unusual that insane psycho and it didnt really work, tommy lee jones was better as two face than whoever played him in dark knight too

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:50 pm

i agree again...this film was so hype and it turned out pisspotical...really poor, which is a shame. I guess all they care about is money and they churn out any old shite nowadays

remakes do my head right in...remaking psycho and the original Halloween is a tipical example...YOU CANT REMAKE CLASSICS! im sick of remakes from films less that twenty years old

**kermit1981** · by **kermit1981** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:57 pm

Yeah, americans remaking asian horrors should also be banned. I liked the batman begins film but dark knight made me weep manly tears of dissapointment

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:06 pm

kermit1981 wrote:Yeah, americans remaking asian horrors should also be banned. I liked the batman begins film but dark knight made me weep manly tears of dissapointment

no shit and The Hubb told me he read in Fangoria awhile back they want to re-make Evil Dead - I really hate re-makes there's no point if someone can't sit through a film with subtitles its their loss

for the record I also hate anime dubs - the last thing I want to hear is american voices when watching things like Legend of the Overfiend

**kermit1981** · by **kermit1981** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:08 pm

A remake of Evil Dead would be a crime punishable by a lifetimes torture! Never can it be done as well as Bruce and Sam did it!

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:13 pm

kermit1981 wrote:A remake of Evil Dead would be a crime punishable by a lifetimes torture! Never can it be done as well as Bruce and Sam did it!

hopefully it won't happen - besides as I've said before Evil Dead 2 was a remake of it anyway so what is the point - to be honest The Hubb has told me so many films are being remade that I've just tried to ignore it because it will just get me angry

should have seen that the end of creativity was in sight when they remade Psycho

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:18 pm

There's rumours of remaking The Crow. Can't remember who was supposed to be doing it, but he said the first one was too dark and gothic, which I understood to be it's appeal.
He also said he wanted his version to be more "hard edged and realistic".
Yup, a film about a man brought back to life by a crow needs to realistic.

**kermit1981** · by **kermit1981** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:22 pm

izorpo wrote:
kermit1981 wrote:A remake of Evil Dead would be a crime punishable by a lifetimes torture! Never can it be done as well as Bruce and Sam did it!

hopefully it won't happen - besides as I've said before Evil Dead 2 was a remake of it anyway so what is the point - to be honest The Hubb has told me so many films are being remade that I've just tried to ignore it because it will just get me angry

should have seen that the end of creativity was in sight when they remade Psycho

I like to think of Evil Dead 2 as Evil Dead and Evil Dead as a very good practice run so that I dont have to think of it as a remake but as more of a refinement.

**kermit1981** · by **kermit1981** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:24 pm

Frag Kebab wrote:There's rumours of remaking The Crow. Can't remember who was supposed to be doing it, but he said the first one was too dark and gothic, which I understood to be it's appeal.
He also said he wanted his version to be more "hard edged and realistic".
Yup, a film about a man brought back to life by a crow needs to realistic.

Anyone that remakes the Crow to be less dark and gothinc and more realistic needs severly bitch slapping