Re: The Luscious Lyrics Thread

**Agincourt** · by **Agincourt** on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:07 pm

9hed) PE's "CBC"

"Grab your ankles,
Spread you legs and
Cum bitch cum *I want you to*
Cum bitch cum *I need you to*
etc, etc,

Not that I'm a fan but you have to admire Cannibal Corpse's "Hammer Smashed Face":

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding

Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die

Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue

Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

**maximmortal** · by **maximmortal** on Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:48 pm

Cannibal Corpse are HILARIOUS.

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:11 pm

never heard of em'

did they sing 'cherpy cherpy cheep cheep'?

**Agincourt** · by **Agincourt** on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:44 pm

Yes! It was a B side to their seminal piece "I Cum Blood".

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:45 pm

cool

BUT are they better than the wurzels?

**Agincourt** · by **Agincourt** on Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:58 am

Don't be silly.... the Wurzels are the alpha and the omega.

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:41 pm

for Hugh...

Cannibal Corpse is simply the means metal heads use to dry their hair

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:44 pm

thanks Izorpo...though i notice you stayed silent on the Wurzels debate...not a fan huh?

'ive got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key'...awwww come on thats a classic

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:50 pm

is that who did that song?

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:55 pm

yeah...try headbanging to that at Nottingham Rock City...THEY ROCK DUDE!!!

**maximmortal** · by **maximmortal** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:38 am

Death is pure, life is not, so ask yourself, what do you want? As for me, well, I want you. So pick the black rose, and let its thorns cut you.

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:42 am

Timmy Mallet - 'Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today...oh yeah...an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini and in the water she wanted to play'

perhaps on of the greatest influences on my life was this song, which is why i always wanted to go into the fashion industry, and then one day achieveing my dream of owning and designing my own label

**maximmortal** · by **maximmortal** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:47 am

These lyrics strangely got me through my first break up. I think I had a moment of realisation and accepted it all.

A hiccup in paradise
I keep you jealously to myself,
in a photo the size of a kiss,
a kiss in the shape of a bullet.

On phone lines and letterhead
I'm dying about
I'm dying about

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:01 am

oooooh,
Dracula comes from Transylvania,
Stevie Knick's book's about kleptomania,
Johnnie looked out of his bedroom window and shouted to his Mum
FRED TITMUS!!!!!

The infamous Fred Titmus by Half Man Half Biscuit

**Agincourt** · by **Agincourt** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:15 pm

The only song I know from them is the immortally titled "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit".