Re: The Luscious Lyrics Thread

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:24 pm

ah but what about spitting images christmas song - santa claus is on the dole?

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:25 pm

the guy that produced some of Half Man Half Biscuit albums is around the corner from me - I seem to have this weird penchant for living near record producers - I use to live next door to Alex Chilton - he use to yell out the window at us for being drunken idiots playing outside at night

here's mine for today as I'm feeling like a sad old goth...Depressed Lode's Blasphemous Rumours

I dont want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find him laughing

**maximmortal** · by **maximmortal** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:44 pm

God, you don't want to answer me
But if you do, you'd better agree.
God, you've got the strangest sense of humour.
You're too funny to be so heavenly.

**Agincourt** · by **Agincourt** on Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:47 pm

Body Count - "Evil Dick"

"Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
Evil dick dont care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick."

**Rossinio** · by **Rossinio** on Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:35 pm

#The Cat came back the very next day
The cat came back
We thought he was a goner
But the cat came back
He just couldn't stay awaaaaaaaaay#

Saw this video on YouTube and I remember watching it when I was a kid...

**ROBAFET** · by **ROBAFET** on Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:44 pm

awesome vid Rossi, gott get hold of that - made me smile fella.

**Rossinio** · by **Rossinio** on Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:46 pm

Yeah... I wish I could find a DVD of that somewhere, but I doubt it...

Oh well...

**ROBAFET** · by **ROBAFET** on Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:54 pm

stay tuned, will rip from youtube and convert to dvd if you want.

**Rossinio** · by **Rossinio** on Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:56 pm

Nah... I'll just bung it on my iPod, I reckon, mate... Grabbing my own YouTube version.

Thanks for the offer though... 2111

**ROBAFET** · by **ROBAFET** on Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:11 pm

no worries

**izorpo** · by **izorpo** on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:34 pm

well Roba will probably get this one...

Ahh
Agony

Pain is my name
Dancing on the edge of a nervous breakdown
Dancing on the edge of a razor blade
Desperately seeking for relief

I just let go all that holds me back
I'm in free fall and nothing holds me back

The automatic pilot has no grief
Desperately seeking for relief
Even when it's all over, we still believe

I just let go all that holds me back
I'm in free fall, nothing holds me back

I just let go all that holds me back
I'm in free fall, nothing holds me back

Desperately seeking for relief
Even when it's all over, we still believe

**maximmortal** · by **maximmortal** on Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:09 pm

Teen runaway, youth depraved, your time is almost here.