The Muppet List Of Wet Behind the Ears, Raw Recruits.

I'm bored whilst the ladyfriend watches Corrie so I thought I may as well compile a thread listing folk who intend to suit/lube up come December time ( or whenever) and spots for the clan open up again. There are countless threads of people requesting so I thought it would be a good admin move.

I'll start with myself. The only reason I hadn't done it before is because I had flogged all the main clan games and that was a requirement so there was no point. The mighty MW2 is out soon so that won't be a problem any more.

So here goes:

* Agincourt

Post in this thread if you interested in joining up and aren't concerned that it could be a month away.

good idea Frenchy's Getting Beaten Up..... oh wait "Agincourt".....same difference.... but this has the whiff of BORED!!! Haha no worries..... yeah then they (i.e. the suited and booted old men we call our Mafia.... ahem Counci) can compile the list at the end and then give no votes to u all...... muwahahahahaha

You may be confusing the whiff of bored with the acrid stench of misery which permeates my very existance and rots my soul from within.

.... or maybe you were right an it was boredom.

wow... very poetic there

I guess they shouldn't have put some of William Blake's dark poetry in the GCSE English Anthology book back in the day!

yeah..... nowt right with old school emo poetry that u were force fed in english class

My God I've just recalled Seamus Heaney and his toss poem about drowning cats in a bucket. This shit was on an English GCSE syllabus!! It was the bane of my life at the time. Give me Shakespeare any day before that dross.

feck Seamus Heaney!! what a shit poem that was, he was utter dross!! feckin hated english lit because of his piss poor poems and endless moanin about death! instead of writin shit poems about it go hang ya self and give us a break

How the Hell did they manage to string that out over so many lessons though?! I'm actually a bit angry about it now. Think I may and go have a poo to calm down.

did you have to read the one about his brother gettin mowed down by a car - great read

That doesn't ring a bell and funnily enough, I didn't voluntarily read any of the offal that I didn't have to. Having said that, it sounds more interesting than a poem about his dad and grandad digging holes in a field.

One of my overiding memories of GCSE Anthology is not any of it's content but trying to stifle our laughs for about 20 minutes as a lad next to me opened it up and it had one of the longest, curliest pubes you ever did see in it.