Re: hi im new - please randomly quote Big Trouble in little China dialogue at me

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:22 pm

It's all in the reflexes, Lem, me old mucker, all in the reflexes.

One of my fave films that. Going to have to watch it again soon.

"I never drive faster than I can see". Classic.

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:28 pm

What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means.

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:38 pm

You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:42 pm

What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Yeah.
Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Yeah!
Good! Thought so.

I can see things other people can't see....do things other people can't do.

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:46 pm

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?

I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I dont want to hear an act of god alright.

**Mr Hugh Jarrdon** · by **Mr Hugh Jarrdon** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:46 pm

' i see dead people'

derek accorah

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:50 pm

Had to rip this from a quotes page because I didn't want to get any of it wrong.....always one of my favourite images when he has the lightening going between his hands:

Pinstripe lawyer: Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that, uh, still don't make any sense to me. Like, um, you really believe in magic?
Egg Shen: You mean Chinese black magic?
Pinstripe lawyer: Yes.
Egg Shen: Oh, absolutely.
Pinstripe lawyer: Are you still serious about this? And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
Egg Shen: Oh, sure. And sorcery.
Pinstripe lawyer: And I suppose that, uh, you expect me to believe in sorcery as well?
Egg Shen: Of course!
Pinstripe lawyer: Why?
Egg Shen: Because it's real.
Pinstripe lawyer: How can I know that, Mr. Shen?
Egg Shen: How?
Pinstripe lawyer: Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?
[Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. The lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
Egg Shen: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:55 pm

I always tell my missus it begins very small. She says that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

**ICHI** · by **ICHI** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:05 pm

Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't!

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:09 pm

Love the Dave quote.

Are you mad? Is that your problem?!?!

**ICHI** · by **ICHI** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:22 pm

It's just a genious movie! Can we change the title of this thread I don't think anyones application thread has been nicked so blatantly since Hughes 2111

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:26 pm

Don't know what you mean

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:28 pm

I don't see the problem here.

**Frag Kebab** · by **Frag Kebab** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:28 pm

Oh, and hello, please have a look round, spam and generally try not to call the police.

**LemonyVodka5** · by **LemonyVodka5** on Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:37 pm

I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.